Fucking Idjits, All of you.


so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

(Source: squidwurd, via unprime)


do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via this-must-be-fake)



I don’t know how to entertain people who don’t smoke weed…

Its awkward cause I’m sitting there smoking weed and they just sit there and watch me

(via highlyglamorous)


how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

(via popunklouis)

You’re not supposed to take care of me. I’m the dad, you’re the son. You get it ? 

(Source: kirayyukimuras)


being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

(via humorbaby)

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