so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
I don’t know how to entertain people who don’t smoke weed…
Its awkward cause I’m sitting there smoking weed and they just sit there and watch me
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot
You’re not supposed to take care of me. I’m the dad, you’re the son. You get it ?