Fucking Idjits, All of you.

spicyshimmy:

sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

(via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

growth, decay, transformation 

(Source: thebluthcompany, via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via shouldnt)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via africandad)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain, via anorable-agnes-drew)

candlemass-snapback:

Need a girl who can tell me what frogs are

(via lucyfersays)

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens, via lucyfersays)

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(Source: mrcalifornia, via bastille)

Look at the way his face lights up! ()

(Source: out-in-the-open, via collision-of-the-fandoms)

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